• sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz
    512·
    11 months ago

    well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope

    • DrRatso@lemmy.world
      11·
      11 months ago

      well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

      Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
        5·
        11 months ago

        Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

        [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

        NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

        ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

        NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

        ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

        NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

        ARTHUR: Oh shut up.