1980s red dawn theme intensifies
There will be a lot of MAGAs ready and willing to help the Russian paratroopers too.
I mean a few of his ministers have made noises about the sale of Alaska being illegal so don’t be so sure.
2000 putin probably wouldn’t have dreamed of doing some of the dumb fuckery 2020s Putin has gotten up to.
I think it’s within the realm of reality that putin moves on Alaska during trump’s next term. Trump will be all “fuck Alaska, shithole state, too much snow, too far away, ugly women”, MAGAts will be like “fuck yeah!”. Idiots.
Lots of Phil and other exploitable resources es up there. His corporate sponsors would never allow it
Fuckin Phil
Didn’t notice the autocorrect - that’s hilarious. Weird that Siri chose that: I don’t even know Phil
don’t you???
Alaska is a Republican (albeit relatively progressive) state. Abandoning Alaska is not in the realm of reality for Republicans.
Lolbruh, okay. Sucking russian dicks isn’t in the realm of republican shit either, is it?
Most people fail to understand why the Republicans today simp for Putin. Remember, that the Cold War is over. It’s no longer the godless Russian communists versus god-fearing American capitalists. Putin presents himself as this macho-man who promotes conservative family-values and pays lip service to the Russian Orthodox Church. Authoritarians and conservatives-- including Republicans- like Putinist Russia precisely because of this.
The F*cking Gonald?
That / This Fuckin’ Guy
The Fat Guy
It’s exactly why they are supporting his election and did so previously. They don’t stand a chance in a traditional war, especially when they’d have to invade us, so they “hire” a guy to destroy it from the inside.
He’s always been a greedy greedy little useful idiot.
Yes. A the MAGAts are aware of it and choose not to believe it.
Thus, we are in Koo Koo Bananaville.
And about half of the house repugs
They’re ju$t a$king que$tions!!
