• xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Hang on, this guy the AP seriously took a picture where there is no injury to his ear? What was all the blood then? This one needs independent corroboration.

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        3 months ago

        In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

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        3 months ago

        I was thinking the same thing. But something tells me the people who’d be in charge of banning the photographer, if not Musk himself, wouldn’t know that.

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        3 months ago

        There was supposedly a big chunk out of his ear. Now it’s just a skin-only graze that heals super fast? Very convenient

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      3 months ago

      When an octopus gets frightened it releases ink to confuse predators. Due to his love of hamburgers Donnie releases catsup.

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      I think he wasn’t hit by a bullet but by shrapnel from something else that was hit. It’ probably superficial.

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      3 months ago

      It was probably caused when like eight huge guys shoved him to the ground.

      The guy’s nearly 80. Shit gets injured easily when you’re old.

      Real bullets were fired for sure, but I don’t think they actually came within a centimetre of preserving democracy. We’re not that unlucky.

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        3 months ago

        If you’d actually watched the videos you’d have seen blood on the way to the ground; something definitely hit his ear.

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          Not to be conspiratorial but I watched that video back on super slow speed zoomed in and when he puts his hand up to his ear it comes back with no blood on it.

          Maybe I’m missing it. I have head injuries and they bleed a lot very quickly.

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      3 months ago

      Could simply be his other ear and photograph is just mirrored. Like screens, you raise your left hand but to your reflection it’s its right hand.

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      3 months ago

      The AP does indeed claim that this photo is from July 27, but I think that date is wrong. I can’t find this exact picture elsewhere but here’s an article with an almost identical picture of him climbing the same stairs, published in March.