You see, what it was is that the sea was getting crowded and ancient fishbro just needed like five minutes of peace and fucking quiet…

Just lit it right up in a flash, right?

When “Ƙilling it with fire!” goes wrong…

This is clearly mocking the bloodthirsty policies of the US and its allies, not actually supporting air strikes.

As such, it’s pretty damn funny.

Damn it feels good to be a zombie.

A real zombie-ass zombie plays his cards right

A real zombie-ass player never runs his fucking mouth

The whole point of memes is low effort, broski.

This is unsafe, because it might lead to a catastrophic tire failure. A small pebble under the valve stem cap is much safer and equally effective.

Hard to tell… they’re just grey and probably almost flavorless.

I’m betting they got covered in either ketchup or steak sauce.

Also, Carol Kane is a goddamn national treasure.

My kids and I have played for a decade plus on MC with an initial investment of exactly $10.

We do buy coins about once a year to support the game and its updates.

Ramen.

May he bless your controller/mouse with his noodly appendages.

Put the whole thing in a cardboard box, thus cloaking it from drones. They don’t attack their own kind, of course.

How do you reconcile current conservative approaches to the poor (reducing/removing any benefits, sending unhoused people on busses to other States, etc.) with the teachings of Jesus in the testament? There is a clear disconnect between these two sets of ideals.

“LEMME SHOW YA SOMTHIN!!”

–Fire Marshall Elon

“Race-baited”?

Seems like someone doesn’t want to acknowledge how deeply that segment of the population is embedded in “otherism” of all kinds.

Racism is endemic, and for you to call pointing out this very obvious fact “race-baiting” belies a serious lack of awareness on your part.

Possibly, though unlikely. Where were you on the night of August 13th?

People who block the whole aisle with their shopping cart.

People who open their car door on the street without looking for traffic.

People who won’t get out of the left lane.

Take your pick.

None… yet.

I’M PISSED THAT THE EFFECTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE ARE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW, BUT LITTLE IS BEING DONE ABOUT IT.

ALSO, A LARGE CHUNK OF PEOPLE ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ANY ATTEMPT TO AMELIORATE IT.

“New” is definitely the way to browse Lemmy for now.

I agree that there’s a “sweet spot” where there are enough users generating content and interacting, versus the constant reposts of sites past.