Honestly if you’re over the age of like 30 I think you gotta realize the luddites were, like, entirely correct.

I’m guessing whenever GabeN steps down it’s going to be the gaming equivalent to Tito dying

Did you know the severs are, inexplicably, still running?

The Mesmer was my jam in GW1

My man!

Guild Wars 1 was a MMORPG-lite that had instanced territories outside of towns (and even those were instanced, albeit much larger) where you could take up to 8 people with you. Crucially, every class had about one thousand skills you could combine pretty freely and you could second class. You could do some DnD-Tier bullshit combinations of stats with those, given all the weird status effect thingies it gave you to play around with

And then Guild Wars 2 is just WoW

aw rats my high school french translated “premier” as “premium” instead of “first” and that was way funnier

…we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming

It is if one of your leftist movement is the Antideutsche

I do know a few young people are tech/programming wizards but “generally tech savy” people seem to be declining. It’s either you’re really into it or barely know anything outside popular apps.

I feel like we also got a new kind of guy, the tech-forward digital illiterate. They run most of everything.

I’m here to report that divine punishment did get served, albeit god has a cruel sense of humor, so that specific whales jaw got sheared off by a speeding ferry, causing it to drown after hours of vocal, agonizing pain

Yes, the point is to see something like your birthyear or maybe that good summer in your 20s being described as too old to be relevant anymore stings

“the olive greens” as a nickname is well deserved

I think I’d play any such variation if only to see how much of a trainwreck it is

I love Disco Elysium because depending on the choices you made and how far along you are in the game this can either be genuine “God I wish I wasn’t stuck with this weirdo” from Kim or “Well, the weirdo I adopted keeps being right about his hunches, best to let him get on with it”

Each game has a plot but it’s just to keep the Fortress Accident Sidequest moving along

I dunno, this feels like a victimless crime, even if the perpetrator is unequivocally bad

In this alternative universe I’d sound like a racist turbocrank over my refusal to call the british people sexish

may I interest you in Shadowrun

why do you hate kim kitsuragi so much