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Bob Dole is here.
has only read memes
Uhh, let me be clear: I don’t care about your rights, donate to my campaign
Time traveling to WW1, shooting his stupid-mustache having ass in the head and then giving AK-47’s to the Spartacists
:Kramer-Owl: and :George-Owl: when
Damn I don’t know Dirt Owl was on Seinfeld
Got a cat the size of two of those in the pic on me rn. My arm is asleep but it’s a good problem
Needs more text IMO
This is one I’ve heard actual people say
Removed by mod
Or less FBI provocation
It’s not that I’m farting that’s the problem, it’s the room-clearing smell
Buying premade from the store next door (made by the store, and good, not sabra garbage)
Hexbears, how do I make it so that hummus doesn’t make me produce toxic gas in my intestines? It’s so good, but the farts are horrendous
Dick Schoof vs Tiny Kox
Shower after I sweat? Okay but I don’t smell. Anyway, I’m on antibiotics again for a UTI. (The story of a coworker)
Grover Tower lookin ass
Hexbear is more than a website: She is Athena. She is light itself.