Swords for hire

What the frick are some of these comments

5/7 perfect shitpost

I was 33 when i realized we never grow up, but a lot of us like to pretend.

Gabel in Küche gefunden.

Das ist so ein chaotischer haufen

Yes yes coincidentally :)

Soon you will be able to pay for a full tank of gas with nothing but 35 minutes of frontline service :)

Just when you thought you had forgotten the melody

Fiktive gewalt find ich auch nicht lustig, das blut muss schon real spritzen bevor du von mir auch nur ein lächeln bekommst.

Kunst. Ich liebe es.

I guess i can cut back to four chickens a day

Because that meme is 10 years old at this point

No, but it gives potential for incredibely funny moments

The All Is Lost Moment! But still a good day to learn a little film theory

What will he let loose?

Wann hat man denn sonst mal zeit nichts zu tun?

What greater suffering could there be but futility- suffering for nothing?

The true nature of suffering is the repetion of mistakes and the observence of the patterns that lead to those mistakes and being concious of the caused sufferung but being powerless and unable to stop it.

Ich hätte sooooo gern deinen optimismus