I’m team measles at this point

I’d like to fit in with this new America I’ve found myself in. What’s the best way to spread polio to these people who so desperately desire it?

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr.

Let’s embrace that stenotype life.

I misread this at first. Thought you were talking about Radicale! Phew…

Feral baldling might be more appropriate.

Fuck how much are you spending on thera.py?

I’m probably a bit younger than you, but that election was the first one in which I was politically aware. It activated me and I’ve been fighting ever since, but I think I’m done now. My efforts will be spent locally, and will be conditional.

This post does a good job of articulating how I’ve been feeling. I think last night made it very clear what the character of our country really is. Unsalvageable garbage, unworthy of our efforts to improve it.

Lost little Lemming…

For less money than some gaudy gaming wireless router that you end up replacing every 3 years, you can grab a Mini PC with two NICs, a wireless access point, and install OpnSense.

Your life will be irrevocably changed for the better.

I am Cargon’s complete lack of surprise.

Small and medium businesses expect their profits to go up under Trump, but they aren’t considering the exorbitant salary they will have to pay their political officer to stay in the good graces of the local chapter of the MAGA Inquisition.

Dynamic recompilation technology?

There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.

I’m surprised we don’t hear more about judges getting shanked for their shit reasoning.

Vance was definitely the kid in grade school that plucked and ate the hair of the girl who sat in front of him. I wonder if she’s okay.

Could still be hair!