Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am

As an electrician, the only thing I can think of anymore when see windows like that is how much of a pain in the ass it would be to have to install all the outlets in the floor (obviously can’t put them in the window, but we’re legally required to have them along the wall, window or not)

Hello there

Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait

He was not lost, despite best attempts

Priorities right there

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

He tried to set it for 30 minutes and instead set it for 30 minutes. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, metal soup

Meanwhile I still play Mount & Blade: Warband. The graphics hold up today, but it’s not like they’re good. But the game is just so damn good they mean absolutely nothing.

Edit: I should also mention I’m young, I’m sure somebody would point out that Warband isn’t old compared to a lot of games, but in my eyes 2010 (which was 14 years ago, that makes my young ass feel old too) is an old game, although I’m going to be honest, I totally thought it was from like 2006

It’s a laxative from what I can see. What they meant by it I’m not sure, but their selling line is “no taste, no grit, no gas” so I think they were just saying you have no taste?

Of course they know right from wrong. Helping people like the the Ukrainian judge is wrong, and whatever gets them a vacation to a Caribbean island is correct

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!

I live here! There aren’t many residential areas within half a mile of the site, the “downtown” area of Cleves is about a mile away, so the biggest damage to me personally is just that the grocery store is closed… hopefully it stays that minor, and goodluck to those who did have to evacuate

Edit: as of at least 6:30 PM, the roads are opened back up and evac order lifted. Just drove through there, still trucks and workers all around it, but seems to be wrapping up without too much incident that I’ve heard of anyways

I only noticed with the cup looking like it’s simultaneously in front of and behind the screen, then noticed everything else

Why

My favorite percussion instrument, “alarm device”

Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”

Humans are bad, they cause murders. We’re better off without them.

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing