it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

Something something Ai Powered Cybertruck something

I prefer Carrot Intelligence. Tubers are much more intelligent that fruit. FACT.

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

their window sticker makes me feel threatened

I have more than 80% of my credits on two different imaging Ai products. Prompts and crossing your fingers hoping you get what you want got pretty stale quick. Chat GPT never appealed to me. It seemed less about output than what it could gain from user input. The whole thing seems adversarial to the end user, like “if you don’t like it, your not doing it right” kind of attitude. I think the push to get us to adopt it in everyday use is to lower the responsibility and liability of those pushing it. It’s a bubble like all tech fads, but it will leave some sort of scar on our day to day.

there is a great episode of Silicon Valley where this shitty billionaire uses a Siri like voice bot to control his son. that way he doesn’t have to be the bad guy when he wants his son to do something. this is exactly the power of Ai our corporate masters crave.

(Scarlet Johansson voice) Sorry you were denied an extension on you emergency medical loan. How would you like to pay? Don’t forget to take our survey at the end of the transaction! -Medical Credit Authority Assistant powered by Medi-Ai

Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence