None of those words will make me like it.

I am aware. It was a joke.

There is an Indian perfume base called Mitti Attar which tries to replicate this smell. It’s like damp moss at first scent, then develops into rain on hot sand. It is entrancing. Proper Mitti Attar sells for thousands and takes years to make.

I hate finna more than all the others.

Americans are weird about teeth.

Bags with pull strings are bullshit. Just use your spoon to press against the side of the mug. No need for a garotte.

Sounds very general. How long are we talking? How old are the kids? How many?

If the jeans look good, I don’t care if it’s buttons or a zip.

One thing I will say, you ain’t catching your foreskin on a button.

In no way dirty sounding.

Yeah, no one needs to know your fella is rawdogging you regularly. Telling us when you’re actually pregnant makes more sense.

Bring out the jimp

Just Jame, the singular

As a father of multiple children, don’t bother. It’ll get dirty with debris and insects and grass with kids using it long before your filter would be needed. Just empty and refill when it gets dirty.

Depends what I’m timing and what you consider weird.

I’d much rather read a review. Takes 2 minutes. I don’t want to listen to some randomer trying to be funny and dragging out their video for way too long.

Your current girlfriend is 57?

You can say no without reason. You’re overthinking this.

Blackout blinds and a fan does the job.

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A touch heavy on kids who just happened to be born.