It’s a big club … and you ain’t in it

Don’t forget to save for some children’s hospital bombs too

That’s what I was thinking

Many would.

In a row?

Then as you live in horror and disgust, you see people’s numbers rise day after day, unable to prove to others their horrendous crimes.

I mean Zen Koans are a Buddhist thing as well. Which is right up that alley.

Fucking kids these days, no work ethic like we had/have. They want everything now instead of working for it.

To them? Yes it is

Nothing much, soup?

I have a friend who keeps telling me I need to watch this movie. However I just realized I don’t need to, I’m living it.

Or a not safe for Rorschach tag

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I mean it’s not like you can lie on the Internet

I assume you copy pasted this from cards against humanity, cause that sounds like something they would do ironically

That’s … that’s the joke

I haven’t either but it totally fits with the rest of it.

See, both sides are the same

/s

Intelligence tells you the green light means you can cross the street. Wisdom tells you to still look both ways.

I would also imagine 98% don’t know our current government only formed in 1786, not 1776.

Edit: see even I didn’t know it was written in 1787 and went into effect in 1789.