NMS gets capitalized star citizen doesn’t deserve it
NMS gets capitalized star citizen doesn’t deserve it
Isn’t No Man’s Sky what star citizen is trying to be?
They should give me a Nobel peace prize for not posting my micropenis
Sam Elliot voice
When you need dick from a girl with blue hair
You’ll move mountains to get her
If you can’t move the mountains, then drive over them
Introducing the brand new Chevy Athena, the first pick up truck meant for bottoms
There needs to be more cigarette emojis
Hey its that guy
Sucking dick
Or
Dicking suck
No that’s Nathan Fielder
Stalin always screams when he has sex. Especially when I walk in on him
Can you help me win over some voters on the fence? I tried explaining to my coworkers that Biden cutting their food stamps by more than half was harm reduction and good for the soul of the nation, but they just won’t donate $50 to the Beto O’Rouke alderman campaign
Does anybody have the greentext that goes something like
Pirate game
Company loses $60 because it’s theft
Company regains $60 after deleting game from hard drive
Pirate one million copies, company bankrupt from massive theft
Buy insolvent company for cheap
Delete all game copies, company profitable again
Even the CIA world fact book says 97% lmao
Why is lemmy.ml memes comm so bad?
Johnny Cash Voice
You can suck on for a long time
Suck on for a long time
Sooner or later God’ll cum you down
Sooner or later God’ll cum you down
Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
I’m suckin’ dick for a dollar or two
I’ve been down on bended knee
Takin’ the man from Girthlilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the moan of the angel’s creak
He called me a slut and my heart stood still
When he said, “John, go suck my dick!”
Microsoft now charges $75 a year just to play games online for the xbox
Fuck all consoles