Ask how the bottom 99.9% of people are doing are doing

Get a “meh”

Call the person a capitalist goon

OK bud, you have a good one!

I’ve unknew Walmart rejects too, fricken methheads

Dutch is a made up language invented to amuse tourists

To a distressing degree, but your question wasn’t for just for anyone in the bottom 99.9% of people to actually answer honestly, eh?

This feels like the PUA equivalent of giving a dog a pill in peanut butter, you’re killing me XD

Meh economically, while still enjoying nice things like criticizing the government.

Lies??? In my Christian shitposting community??? Never

She’s already perfect <3

American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(

In English, the words for many animals (chicken, cow, sheep, deer, pig) are derived from proto-germanic, while the word for their meat (poultry, beef, mutton, venison, pork) is French derived.

Bonus: A good chunk of river names are just “River” in the local language. So many River Rivers from newcomers adopting the river names, not knowing it just means “river”

Didn’t watch, but I have to say I am super anti-woke in the morning; I really, really love sleep.

The only anti-woke cap I respect:

As much as everyone would rather do meaningful things with their time, communist societies need ditchdiggers too!

Construction and manufacturing takes all types, no experience needed, but I found factory work to be a great motivator to get into IT. Grass is always greener, I suppose

Nowhere else have I felt more like the “Resource” part of “Human Resources”

I got you!

How to Talk to Girls Online (90s Tutorial)

Do you play golf, or just going off stereotypes? It feels like you way overdouchified the people who just want to walk around and drink outside

Those red boxes aren’t nearly clear enough, here, I improved it!

Gaddafi was no saint

Bit of an understatement. You generally don’t die by deserved bayonet sodomy for not reaching sainthood

This has me thinking about how an institute is like a .org: sounds official, means zero

Stew that blinds him for a day