Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
Older packages, but not too old, generally provide better stability. Problems can also come from packages being too new and not having all the standout issues worked out of them.