Back when memes were funny.
Call me any time. ON MY CELL PHONE!
Back when memes were funny.
Only getting in to politics because I have a fetish for being yelled at online.
Two dimensions I can just about wrap my head around but three is too much.
Sure, I’ll log off, but my alternate ego plans to stay on indefinitely.
(Tenting my fingers and nodding politely as I let you finish before getting up and pointing at you and screaming “Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd”)
That’s funny because when I got in to communism it was more like, “You’re telling me I don’t have to fuck and I just get to read books? Sign me up!”
VOTE
I keep quickly snapping my head to my cat and saying “pussysayswhat?” very fast like that to him but he’s yet to fall for it.
I also work Saturdays
There’s no place to buy just a single slice of pizza around here. If I get a pizza I’m committing to a whole pie.
That’s right. All of the ideas you have while high are the smart and correct ideas.
I’m imagining all my problematic favs are just doing subversive, Tom of Finland style parodies.
What if instead of deleting your post you just edit it and no one will know.
My brilliant strategy where I, genius that I am, flank my hapless enemy by being functionally indistinguishable from them.
They make pre-distressed pants and boots with fake mud on them. They should start making shirts with pizza stains on them when you buy them. It’d save me a step.
I wish everyone could just hug it out. Failing that, I don’t think anyone appreciates me having a strong opinion about anything because I’m dumb so if you could just hand me a rifle and point me in a direction I can try and take care of the problem that way.
I got in bed at 7pm and didn’t fall asleep until 1am. I’ve cut out caffeine entirely and eat a lot less sugar, but I’ve got this fucking gremlin in my brain and if I’m not drowning it out with headphones it’s constantly screaming at me to k my s. 🙃
Circumgender. That’s when you’re MtFtM or FtMtF.
Xwitter should start doing purges where for one night none of your blocks or mutes work.
I don’t like superheroes but the original Watchmen graphic novel was a critique of super hero stories written by an anarchist. The medium of comics has plenty of slop but Watchmen effectively utilizes the art form to tell a story that really works as a comic.