Hey Micheal, corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures.

https://googlethatforyou.com/?q=do turtles have noses%3F

Fun fact: this is completely made up bullshit

Turtles have noses.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qLbB8RAcL6twxLzF6

I played the “Jewish” CAH deck with someone once and it was full of apartheid “”humor”” that completely turned me off from the game. Haven’t played it since.

Got one!

“The only regret I have is that I only had two shoes.” -Muntazer al-Zaidi, based king

Ah yes the noted scientific journal amenclinics.com/blog

Unassailable source there, bud.

Source: just trust me bro

Mastodon has no algorithm, instead the users determine what spreads - so boosting posts is what helps them be shown to more people.

Favoriting a post on Mastodon doesn’t show it to your followers, so it doesn’t contribute to the “algorithm” the way boosting a post does. But it does tell the creator that you liked their content!

“Liquor before beer, don’t do heroin.”

Bojack Horseman (I think the last season)

“I’ve had a long day and I hate the fuckin Eagles!”

The one from the perspective of the mother gorilla is so bizarre and yet so moving.