Blackberries and blueberries if I’m eating them straight-up. If its berry-flavor, like in a syrup or something, its boysenberry 100%

Well hey, TIL

Our Flag Means Death. It’s about a fictional pirate captain just starting out on the high seas and incorporates historical pirates like Black Beard and Calico Jack in the series. I think it’s hilarious and is one of the few shows that naturally captures queer romance without it feeling like it’s being whacked over your head.

In the most recent episode, they put him in a collar with a little bell and omgomgomgomgomg

Hey, I respect it. Glad to hear they are in solidarity

Oops, all Billionaires!

I have never been ashamed in just straight up throwing a book down if I’m not in pretty quickly. Not everything is going to be everyone’s taste, and classics of all genres can be dull if you don’t find the premise interesting. Too many books out there to slog through anything lol

Out here double cheeked up on a Tuesday

I used to think Static-X was the heaviest, most badass band out there. I loved all of their stuff and bumped it daily up through high school. It’s funny, because there was like a ten year gap where they were very un-cool to everyone after that, but now they seem to be having a kind of resurgence with a new front man. Saw them live a few months ago and the venue was packed with a 50/50 split of zoomers and old farts

Chat Pile has been my newest obsession! Hope to catch their show sometime soon

The otters have formed an alliance with the orcas I see

Ayy, love a dutch bike! Yours is a beaut too. I just recently started commuting to work on a similar (albeit cheaper) style of bicycle and its been a joy. I’ve been enjoying my commute for the first time and have started looking forward to it at the start and end of the day.

Oh don’t mind them, that’s just Sapho and her friend

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. The whole movie is a trip, but specifically the Large Marge scene freaked me out for a long time growing up.

https://youtu.be/lPMSGTfK4Aw

OSHA Inspector - “Can I get your name again, real quick?”

As if any of my ancestors weren’t also femboy sluts

Ah, the song of the proletariat

Rizzoli falling from their pockets

Great for the body! Bad for the breath.

Immediate blinding rage everytime