LocalMaxima [she/her]

Taking a trip to the Pepsi Universe on my projection plane

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Let’s go to the sietch-each, let’s go ride a worm

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yeah

Not sure, usually it’s not really served with sides aside from chips or a pickle. It’s an Italian deli type sandwich without any “Cajun” seasoning really. Beans plus a vegetable as a side wouldn’t be bad from a nutrition standpoint, and maybe lean towards an Italian seasoning over Cajun

First index fund was in 1972, but I guess this scenario already has time travel

Found a lathe operator in Ohio with the name Jerry Heil on LinkedIn

After registering for the Russian social media service VKontakte, she used the name Jerry Mouse, referencing the cartoon character of the same name. She then changed Mouse to Heil, claiming she went to a site with American surnames and chose the one she liked the most.

hmm

$outh O$$etia

little article from 4 years ago

According to four people who regularly talk to Biden, all of whom asked for anonymity to discuss internal campaign matters, it is virtually inconceivable that he will run for reelection in 2024

“This makes Biden a good transition figure,” the adviser said. “I’d love to have an election this year for the next generation of leaders, but if I have to wait four years [in order to] to get rid of Trump, I’m willing to do it.”

A political strategist who has recently talked to one of Biden’s closest advisers made the argument for serving one term this way: “Is 81 years old too old to be president? Yes. Is an eighty-one year-old president standing for reelection likely to be successful? He is not. And is it the right thing to do for the country? No.”

Legally change your name to Blue Nomatterwho and run as a third party candidate

welcome to my twisted mind 😈🧃☕️🚰

rawr! its fucking rawr :3 - Gordon Ramsey

Hey Clear Pissers, I did 2 dark yellow pisses today, just to make up for you. Triggered?

What don’t you get? She’s a Beverage Maxxer, I’m a Clear Pisser, it would never work

Any tips on finding a fellow Clear Pisser in the dating world? Hell I’d even settle for a Beverage Maxxer at this point

No, Beverage Maxxing is mainly a dietary choice while Clear Pissing is more of an ethical position, frequently with an activism component.

What the hell? Lake Mead isn’t made of honey?

Clueless White Guy Orders Hashbrowns in Perfect Wafflehousenese, Shocks Patrons and Staff

Iceland: I have a new Christmas song

Original or stolen from Italy?

Iceland: Stolen from Italy 😔

isekai for boomers or something