I’m French and I assumed it was German

… If there were no rules you’d rape animals? Maybe you should go to church, but don’t pretend we’re all like you

Joe Hisaishi must be sad

Don’t they already spread blood borne diseases?

Maso

Nice looking facehugger

Wait I’m confused. If Putin isn’t denying that there are North Koreans fighting for him, does that mean there aren’t any North Koreans fighting for him?

Never come to Bussy-le-Grand, always come to Bach

We’re fine, it’s only 8. Now if it reaches 12 monkeys …

Must be the first time I see a Chihuahua from this angle, he doesn’t look like one to me. Still very cute, would pet

That niche being flying bloodsucker? I’m not sure the alternative will be any better

Sure, but it’s plastic in addition to the aluminium can. Might be better overall but not exactly ground breaking ecologically speaking.

Must be profitable, though, or they would have disappeared

What about the plastic lining in the can?

Based

It’s like that picture of someone’s daughter and a penguin captionned “My daughter (left)” or something

Surely it caught fire and then sank?

Of course OP’s not trying to do that! It would be antisemitic!

Haha, how did I miss that!

Good thing money doesn’t exist anymore, because if I had as much hair as Picard (and it’s not looking good) I wouldn’t pay for a haircut

Yes, but Russia doesn’t have nuclear weap… I mean, Russia doesn’t control Congr… Totally different situation ok!