Despite it being the weakest of its generation
Huh?
Despite it being the weakest of its generation
Huh?
Rolling Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
We’re all misfits 🤷
This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.
It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
Thank you for calling radio psychic
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Jersey Mike’s?
Don’t they prepare the sandwich in front of you? 🤔
Polly: You didn’t tell her about us, did you?
Nick: Who? … Heather? No! … I mean, maybe in passing.
Polly: In passing.
Bobby: Oh God, he fucked her. I tried to warn you …
Polly: Hey, he didn’t fuck her. You didn’t fuck her, did you? … When?
Bobby: In passing.
Recently re-watched this and it still holds up. Fun fact: no one smokes in the entire film.
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is Die Hard 2. Yet the sequel never gets brought into this debate by either side 🤔
Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
God, you take these things so personally!
While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
Hello. I’m Tom Hanks. The Dental Healthcare industry has lost its credibility, so it’s borrowing some of mine.
2014? Sprint? Tweet?
Damn we’re getting old. Yes, you too 🫠
Having seen Devil’s Tower in person I’m trying to envision how massive that tree would be