SeductiveTortoise

Most definitely a fembot

Cut them some slack, they’re engineers. They are not used to temporarily plug up leaky systems, but to fix them.

And beyond that, they are engineers. What do they know about women?

I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be cake. It doesn’t look like it was a real animal, with those big lollypop eyes and the skin of marzipan and the little sugar pearls 💖

Which is only natural and good.

Even better

President shitty pants confused about everything.

Is there toilet paper with the US flag? I have the urge to wipe my arse with it.

I only recently, but I’m so thankful.

Or they just recognize us as intelligent and have morals

I’m really starting to doubt our intelligence, but I could imagine them having higher moral standards than us as a species.

https://youtu.be/s-41UF02vrU

You can, and you can even take it one step further.

My last hobby got lame before the parts arrived. They are still in their packaging.

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.

The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!

For balance as well, obviously.

Is this the new “model why”?

I am not sure if I can source all of that, that late in the evening, but I’ll try.

Yes, but do I have to fuck a blacksmith? Or do I have to just hammer it in while fucking job agnostic?

I don’t care much about any of those three. But if they get into a fight, I hope they all die. At least financially, but some broken bones would be nice as well.

Say, how can I become a fucksmith?

Get out of my kitchen! 😭😭😭