2 hours is reasonable for a movie. It’s when it goes to three that it needs to be a really good movie.

They will have to go do 4 more shows up there just to break even.

Just some light treason.

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Why is the flight attendant the only one not naked?

Just Almond Joys and Mounds.

A hole would be something, this is NOTHING!

Better yet, put it on the wall at the local library and see how long it takes someone to notice.

I hear electric cars all the time, they are not much quieter than an ice car. We don’t need to strap lawn mowers to our cars in the name of safety.

I have not online dated. Are the people with blank profiles interesting people at all? Or are they just there for a hookup?

You didn’t meet your spouse on World of Warcraft?

Sometimes the radio announcer is better than whoever is calling the game for the tv. It can be much nicer to listen to.

I preordered the 4K today.

FYI that was debunked.

Water’s constituent parts want so badly to BE water they will explode to do it.

No sir, I don’t like it.

Inconceivable!

If he’s Mac, where is Me?

I haven’t read the study, but most of these would need a placebo group, so divide the herd into thirds, one with no paint, one with stripes, and one fully painted white to get a baseline for each group. Also would be good to randomize which group each cow goes in each day so to rule out one cow who is especially tasty to flies.