tbh final panel I expected executions, not poofs

that looks cool

yeah, you’re not allowed to explore and figure out what you want, you’re suppose to make permanent commitments only or nothing ever.

I think it started the mockumentory genre, but I probably wouldn’t watch if you’re young and not into that genre.

but the most annoying part is that the fed is also trying to gossip with you while you’re trying to do shit on your computer

Musk Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts

Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax

nooo don’t say that name 3 times!!!

what’s hexbear consensus on Trump’s policy of not-taxing tipping? I think wait staff might see material gains in the first few weeks, but I think it’ll be bad for almost everyone long term as it will encourage business owners to add more unnecessary forms of tipping, price obfuscations, etc… Any negative effects I’m predicting will probably be nothing compared to (both recent and upcoming) rise of gambling, crypto, tariffs, etc…

Conservatives: all glimpses of porn are automatically upgraded to ADDICTION.

Progressives: all porn actors are automatically upgraded to HUMAN TRAFFICKING VICTIMS.

you support ADDICTION and HUMAN TRAFFICKING

maybe even the first man to die of social media addiction withdrawal on Mars?

Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

says he works 80hrs a week, public records show 60 of which are just tweeting.

would be interesting to also see a line chart with absolute values to go with the pie chart of relative percentages. The pie chart shows China’s mega-growth, but are the other main competitors still growing, stagnating, regressing, etc.?

Alex Jones would be a recurring guest on Cave Johnson’s podcast

the intro of From uses this song

randomized versions

mf that’s called a roguelike, it’s a whole ass genre

Minecraft is the funkopops of retrogaming.

also Interstellar pisses me off because it’s a dumbass time travel bullshit movie that branded itself as hard scifi with space travel but was actually about invisible space wizards doing a Deus Ex Machina.

Everybody says Dark is a better Stranger Things (around the Season 1/2 time period), but Dark is a really boring alternative to Stranger Things that replaced cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass “it’s sooo deep when you call it a time travel paradox instead of endless meandering and plotholes”.

And to be fair, Stranger Things Season 4 (which was already in decline) also retconned all the cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass “some random asshole has super powers for literally no reason”.

Who you vote for is private but whether you vote is public.

Ah shit. There’s going to be a leak of everyone who voted and who they voted for, isn’t there?

LMAO binary phobia isn’t a thing. ACAB includes Binary Enforcement Officers.