I think I know Einstein because it was so common to call people Einstein either genuinely or sarcastically, I didn’t see the tongue out photo til probably a decade after

I’m assuming you’re American because of In-n-out. I’ve heard A&W is really different between Canada and America, here in canada the burgers are salty af, drenched in sauce, the buns somehow manage to stay dry af, and crazy overpriced for how shitty it is.

There’s something about McDonald’s paper thin patties, greasy buns, and rehydrated onions that really hits the spot

I’ve always preferred smashing my burgers over a bed of onions and today I learned it has a name

Very misleading name. I’ve also written to Panda Express corporate about why I can’t get a rack of panda ribs there too.

There are some “craft” burger chains like The Works, don’t know if that’s only Canada. A burger you get a steakhouse is usually going to be much higher quality too, ground in-house cooked medium rare kind of stuff.

You know you want to

Do they make horse burgers??

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Manly Exterior/Cunt Fuck Shit?

Ugh i know what you mean man. Although those times where I’m up for 48+ hours feels good in a “I’m high but not on drugs kinda way”

Ya I think that counts

You sir/ma’am are a jeanieus

Easy fix. Tie a string between your phone and headphones.

There are emergency exits for a reason. Tuck and roll

Obligatory “I unno, don’t quote me though”

The law of wires states that if there is a doorknob for it to be caught on, it will be caught on the doorknob

Ya kinda like how over and underwatering plants can share similar symptoms. If you ask a conventionally attractive person if they get asked out a lot, they will often say no because people expect them to either be in a relationship already or to be rejected.

what’s important to remember at the end of the day is that you likely scratch the itch for some people out there. Some people are attracted to qualities that you may think are unattractive and a lot of the times being able to break the ice with someone puts you ahead of the vast majority of other people.

Climate change? Never heard of it

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