

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?


No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

It would have been much more impressive to turn water into Gatorade, which didn’t exist yet. They also didn’t know what an alligator was yet.


Oh no, if they cap interest rates at 10% then Capital One will take away my 1% cash back rewards program.


What was that, fifteen years ago?

On that, we can agree!
Signed, a Pirates fan.

Damn, this works against all my enemies. MAGA and Cincinnati Reds fans.
Wrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
I wanna know what kind of host puts out strawberries with the tops still attached.


Yes. Why are you making your mom yell so much?
That is 100% true. Many states have open carry with idiots just itching for an excuse to shoot at something.
At a minimum, don’t do this during any hunting season.


They made interfering with ICE operations domestic terrorism, just so they could say this without lying.


That’s Jenny’s phone number.


Trump capturing Greenland is the same as Russia capturing Greenland, which is why trying to convince him to target Russian ghost ships is not going to work.
I don’t think AI is replacing humans, just a good excuse for layoffs and squeezing more productivity out of the workers that remain who are too afraid now to say no for fear of also being replaced by AI.
But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…
I’m beginning to think this meme is just supposed to be humorous!
No way, someone should be doing a documentary on this. The failure was too epic to forget.


Mexico has no bombers.
Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?