I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.
I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.
“I had the most powerful feeling,” he said.
That’s probably just the Pervitin.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Bitch.
I know who my enemies are.
Eat shit, fuck off, and die transphobe.
I wanna see Trump try to shoot a handgun. There’s three possible outcomes: he drops it, slide bite straight up degloves his hand, or the recoil turns the bones in his hands to dust.
Just walked by someone one the sidewalk who was carrying a brick and whistling the theme to The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Go fuckin get em my dude.
I think they’re about equivalent. It comes down to context. For instance; I blast cigarettes while I may slam beers.
In the future, a new lock or door knob is about $15. Locks are pretty easy to destroy if you have some tools. A drill is ideal, but I’ve gotten through simple doorknob locks with a hammer and screwdriver before. Anyhow, that sucks and I hope tomorrow is better for you!
I wish them all a very nice getting fucking ventilated.
This is 100% fed posting. I’m not telling you what I got up my sleeve!
“I have moral armor, it protects me always.”
(It’s never a mannequin)
We will free Palestine within our lifetimes.
I did something similar to myself when i was preteen because i got bullied for my incredibly particular regional merkin accent. At the time I got really into westerns. I still talk like a stereotypical movie cowboy.
It’s certainly linked with going to the spider dimension and getting visited by the hat man. My question is, if someone never saw a spider and were never told about the concept of spiders, would they still hallucinate the if they took a shit ton of Benadryl?
No shit, huh? Color me shocked. I haven’t noticed any unpredictable, extreme, weather events. I totally didn’t get caught in a tornado FOUR YEARS AGO in a place that has never had a tornado.
Go ahead, steal my identity. It’s worthless anyway.
Anybody else think it’s kinda weird that Finland still used the swastika until 2020? I wonder why that is.