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dangit lost me

i’m not celebrating any of this. people died.

we have to recognize the guy behind this was a billionaire moron. he was obsessed with innovation over safety.

i’ve been to sunday school and bible camp. first of all, weird. that was weird. that was less weird than Unitarian Universalist church camp. the sterility of Star Trek was refreshing

the guy, Stockton Rush, was himself a ghoul.

voting blue because that’s the only option — what? why? how did this happen?

I’m relieved to hear that an evolved human future doesn’t include conspiracy theorists on the radio shilling life elongation and dick pills

nothing and everything. the whole story is ghoulish and macabre. that isn’t the fault of journalism.

thanks i never watched all of DS9

we’re all learning more and more about noted shithead, Stockton Rush.

Mr. Rush is behind the whole debacle. I am concerned that he duped others and took their money, and people died.

oh dang are the Ferengi this dumb? I canna think they were but dam I forgot how.

the sub’s builder and promoter set himself up for this.

Billionaire Dust! Captured from The Deep! Distilled and Trapped in a Powerful Tincture! Does not contain urine.

sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which

just whatever radishes were available. perhaps should have been working on my soup skills.

when i was a much younger moron, but not less or more of a moron, i tried to fry thin slices of radishes and apples together. that was not dumber than this picture of fresh radish slices on a biscuit. imagine what the Brits will think you’ve done to their cookies.

*giardia

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn’t shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

i have seen you doing that! i was like WHY SO MANY OFFICE MEMES!!? maybe space it out a bit?

Reddit didn;t invent conversation. some of my favorite subreddits were niche for podcasts that I like, and those buttholes are still live. whatever

lmao