Bro didn’t want to be a dad. Being a dad means accepting your kid no matter what they’re like. Bro wanted to be a fucking Batman villian with a cave full of mooks.

Hum. Insane techpeople killing landlords and Border Patrol? Real ‘let them fight’ moment.

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

Already are.

Tune in to this reposted Atlantic article learn that RCV is “wonkish and confusing”, that it has “warped the political calculus of the mayoral campaign” by causing candidates to (horror!) cross-endorse instead of dropping out or running attack ads. Clearly, the article concludes, if a newcomer can defeat a wealthy candidate with ‘name recognition’, the system must obviously be wrong.

Don’t eat beef, people.

You know he endorsed Cuomo, right?

God bless the people of the Andean Plateau, who looked at a moderately poisonous tuber that can freaking kill you, and said, “Eh, it’s fine, just don’t eat too many of 'em.”

A few thousand years of selective breeding and hard work later, we have one of the most important crops in the world.

Love that AP News considers an utterly illegal, inhumane, and unnecessary bombing to be a ‘risky moment’. Instead of, you know, a crime against humanity.

We’ve already established hospitals are legitimate targets in this war, as seen by Israel directly bombing them. Not sure why this is even news.

Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat’s pawprint in it. It’s funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

^ This is your brain on nationalism.

You realize you’re supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There’s still pesticides on there.

Can’t have political statements in the place where we do politics.

Everything you wrote is nonsense. Pointing at a process that often occurs - evolution - and then working backwards to claim that organisms must feel pain when they don’t reproduce is completely antilogical. Evolution may be caused by feelings of pain or suffering when otganisms don’t reproduce, or it could be something completely different. You are putting the effect before the cause.

Trying to do evolutionary psychoanalysis on something as cognitively complex as a human is practically guaranteed to give you wrong conclusions. What’s more, this sort of bullshit is part and parcel of a lot of bioessentialist rhetoric, so if I were you I would definitely consider revaluating a few things.

Fair enough. I didn’t think about that.

That would just be several hundred square miles of parking lots with the occasional Denny’s. There are plenty of one-horse towns like that, please don’t fuck up our cities because you are obsessed with your car. We have to actually live here.

Moped

Was in Vietnam recently. About 80% of their traffic is mopeds, and they park those things anywhere there is space, including sometimes in the lobby of the building they’re going to (most buildings are open-air anyway).

Bus

…this was sarcasm, right?