Don’t give them ideas!

Those are healthy teeth!

It’s not even funny enough to pretend it’s satire anymore.

Do we get to pick who goes out? I have some ideas…

I think I have literally said this to my cat every day this week. How jealous I am of his lifestyle

Oh good it’s voice controlled. Because that technology works amazingly all the time.

Wake me up when they can rip through spacetime and find me an alternate reality where I’m not so tired.

Neat! This is fine.

The best boy!

Well we know it isn’t fashion tips

False promises and outright lies in exchange for your soul?

Barf.

Right? Wouldn’t the insurance costs outweigh how cheap the land is?

I would love to see a return to curated link collections. Each person’s hobbies and expertise represented in links to the places they contribute, the repositories they are part of, the resources they depend on, and the information sources they consider reliable.

If you added some very basic support for verifying and following links that change, and something to prevent unauthorized AI bot scraping, and shipped it in a docker container that would run on small hardware like this, maybe an alternative grassroots internet could re-emerge.

I want to be a shark in my next life, and swim through what used to be Maralago and poop on it.

They don’t though. The people who can afford a traffic lawyer or know how the system works just get them dismissed. It’s just another tax on those with the least resources.

I appreciate your optimism and I have days where I share it. I do think humanity had the potential for a Star Trek future. But we might be a couple world wars away from it

If you had asked me during the Obama administration I would have said this a chance of becoming law. Today I give it 0.002%.

Speed cameras don’t increase safety. Just ticket revenue.

Folks aren’t buying anything except food and gas. We aren’t out here building new gaming PCs.