The goat lies!

Klaatu, Verata, Ni… coughing

Or possibly promoting to knight would give you checkmate where queen wouldn’t.

Andrew Johnson is top three worst presidents

Well said. I’ll remember this point next time blocking YouTube ads comes up in discussion.

Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

Then find a partner who is okay with having separate bank accounts that you can keep your own money in. It doesn’t have to be a secret.

Beautiful

I feel like the labels in the bottom half should be switched. It’s spez ruining reddit. No one else

I feel like I often would prefer to get the merge conflict. So many times my coworkers will somehow mess up the code I committed when resolving the conflict.

Roll that beautiful beans footage

Same here. Maybe they’re just overloaded? I mostly just wanted a login somewhere to try and get the handle on lemmy in general.