Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling “No No No NO No No No No No they’re not meant to be here this soon”, destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Alright then, who pissed off Cookie Monster?

Nah they’re not strong enough words.

Hates even too soft of a word, there’s not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

Nah they like to pew pew people who use an image of the Pedo.

Who’s a pedophile!?

That line delivery kills me every time.

I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn’t eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

Carport.

I’m going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

That was the worst looking trailer for a broadcast network tv show I’ve ever seen…

Wtf is up with those blinks… God I hate everything about this.

No one loves or hates me more than I ever could.

I don’t know if I’ve fucked up or if someone’s fucked up, but something is fucked up.

That’s when you’re supposed to go throw them in the river.

Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you’ll start to procrastinate and that’s when you start coding.

Simone Someone should start a go fund me for some lifers commissary in exchange for what you suggested.

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

What was the incident?

The incident is what shaped them into the adults they are now, it’s why they ended up in their chosen professions and is what brings them together at the 20 year high school reunion coming up, but they must never speak of it.

What did the rat pac play in the street? Music? Baseball?

They hustled marbles for cash in the street to anyone willing to lose to them, they ran that rural suburban street untill the incident changed everything.

What video games were you guys playing? Nintendo, Sega, Atari, Sony, SNK, NEC, 3DO?? Whose house?

NBA Jam on the Sega Mega drive, because they were the cool kids and that’s how you showed it in the early 90s

Were there any leads in Jakes death?

The policed ruled it ‘natural causes’ but the rat Pac know it was Him that killed Jake after they unintentionally released Him.

Were there any leads in Jakes death?

About 3 hours before that line of text.