Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
It was not the ebike, it was a secondhand battery. It might’ve been an original, but bad battery, it might’ve been tinkered with by the previous owner, it might’ve been a Chinese knock-off. I doubt he knows at this point, and it’s probably difficult or even impossible to determine from the wreckage.
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you meant “hamberders”
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
… Fartnote?
The worst kind of carbon is humanity
I explain it by repeating what Google tells me.
Genital warts?
He’s the president!
It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.
You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.
I do like it as well when companies subsidize lunch, but one downside is that in practice, people with certain allergies can’t enjoy those schemes some/most/all of the time. While seeing their coworkers enjoying cheap food.