The pigs around me like to steal ebikes.

Of course they call it “”““impounding””“” but really it’s just legalized theft. Fucking piss buckets.

I want to add that this sort of stuff is the result of lots of small things happening over time. “Death by a thousand cuts”.

“Mutual respect” and “keeping a level head” may not be tangible physical things, but they are finite resources. Piss people off enough, and they explode.

This sort of thing caused a minor blow up at a community center thing I attend to. The organization switched to forcing everyone to use “”““Freedom””""Transit for cost reduction reasons and the utter garbage that is US public transport pissed everyone off enough that one of the staff members almost got a new asshole.

Frankly I probably would’ve done the same thing if I was her, with the distance different that I’d do it sooner as I have a short fuse!

Shotgun rocket.

Fill the payload of a rocket with #8 birdshot and an explosive charge. Fly it up to the orbits of a lot of satellites, point it sideways, and set the charge off.

Let the cascading “space junk” do the rest. Would piss every single country off though!

Complete with compulsory milk!

Ah, well you see, “65% better” means it’s no longer that level of bad to show up on Stuart Ashen’s brown sofa.

Ah yes, milk, the type of drink I want to be having when my job involves constant physical activity.

Upset stomach? Never heard of her. Is she hot?

a toilet made of solid gold was found in his apartment

This is literal comically rich wtf.

What is it with people and taking the shittiest reference photos?

Turn some damn lights on, the camera in your phone isn’t magic.

DO NOT LICK THE SUBWAY SALT.

I REPEAT: DO NOT LICK THE SUBWAY SALT!

Ewwww… Of course these two clowns came from reddit. Just… EWW!

Would that even work? Crows are smart, I’d think they’d be able to tell if it’s a camera or a feeder.

✨MAGIC!✨

You almost certainly don’t need a neural AI to move dishes around, except maybe as image recognition. Stuff like that can be done with fixed logic.

“Peace breaks out”? Like a… Illness?

In other news, wat- Yeah we all get the joke.

This is correct. The Iran war exposed important limits to U.S. military power that should prompt American policymakers and military planners to rethink many of their long-held assumptions.

Like not bombing children. Or adults. Or anything or anyone.

The US needs to revert back to a grand-strategy of hemispheric defense.

The US needs to go fuck itself.

Crap, it’s been three years?

Anyway setting the game to veteran probably would’ve worked.

Sail the entire US Navy through the Solomen Isles. It’ll also give the anti-fowling coating on the ships a nice resurface!

Don’t forget sexual assault “”““jokes””“”.

Getting temporarily banned from the whole site for advocating against occupied Palestine is what got me to delete the app.