You can’t have that under communism. They’ll take it what’s yours and give it to them

Cut to a meeting room. Script writers are bouncing ideas off of each other.

"That shit is too coherent. There is that “old racist uncle with dementia” angle we gotta hit. How about:

With communism you have - something really racist - going around and you don’t know who is carrying around a baby and who is going to blow up a deli

“I would drop the T-word”

“Which one?”

“Yes”