Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
AAAAAAAA!!!
That’s a foforkrk.
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m’soup
You’re god damn right
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
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Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Norway
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
Not with that attitude you can’t
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
TIL
