Further note from the doctor: While undergoing treatment, stay away from any and all US government officials. They are liable to give you lots of money and tell you nothing is wrong. Which sounds good until you realize that while you are misdiagnosed as a brave freedom fighter, your case of fascism merely progresses to the point where we will have to use the Russian Army Steamrolls You treatment (which has a 100% success rate so far, but we want to avoid such drastic measures).