Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.
There’s hope for us all
Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn’t hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.
Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of “best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone.”
Personally, I’m torn between the simple “For the Emperor!” and “DakkaDakka!”
“Waaaaaaagh”
“We can’t hold em”
“I live again”
I already think WAAAAAAGH too often and too quickly.
Hows the many kids?
We are the hammer!
Yelling dakadakadaka while going back and forth would be hilarious
Damn, that’s going to be a very strong chin
She’s got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?
That kid is going to be Captain Jezal dan Luthar.
She’s not good enough for him
Edit: Jesus it’s a joke people
To be fair, who would be? He’s like a real life Custodes.
I mean I agree. It still needed to be said
I honestly thought you were joking in your first comment, are you not?
I totally am, committing to the bit
“Committing to the bit” looks the same online as “doubling down on an asshole comment.”
No regrets
… does it? He likes her what’s it matter
It’s a joke dude, I would’ve said it about anyone.
Anyone is good enough for anyone, stop assigning people different values.
Luckily not for you to decide
How so?