please let me work your fields ma’am
right away my good serf, here are your farming tools:
Fiefdom? Sorry I’m a bottom. Please inform me when the Fiefsub is available to join thank you.
BDSM where I get
serfsI mean subs to work in a field to make my life comfortableTL;DR:
“Lady HornyOnMain says get in the fucking fields serf”😳
works fields submissively
try not to 
for monarchists challenge FAIL 
I only did that ONE TIME and he bought me a plush bubble tea toy. I’m still a girl boss I swear!
Oh yeah? I’ll bet the POWER DYNAMICS were mutually agreed upon, too. And the plush toy was UNexpectedly SWEET GIFT that made you feel like a VALUED PARTNER. Doesn’t sound very &BossyGurl 2 ME!
Look you, I was given a choice to be his equal or his pet. I chose the later. RESPECT MY AGENCY!
Agency?
You work for the SEA EYE AYY?!? 
omg I want one of those
A bf or a bubble tea plush?
plushie
Fiefdom? Fuck, thot deleting
and making an account here would get me away from “landed gentry”. Of course the tankie instance wants to invade hexbear like ruZZia into cry me a. Your mods don’t even enforce the anti-horny policy. This place is a joke now with all your brigading. Maybe the ziq alts website is above this kinda thing.I’m just a small mum and pop feudalist , trying to make my way in the world, but my serfs keep using the word “Lord” against me as a slur
Without lords, how would anybody be able to till the fields to live?
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Ugh, simply because you’re enslaving them gives them NO RIGHT to mistender you as proper LANDLADY. I hope they fling you into the ocean in a trebuchet but respectfully.
Honorable Peer and most extravagant master of this expansive thread,
accordant to the customs of the realm and our monarch’s dire need for resources in the coming campaign against the burghers, the Lady of this Fief and her sworn attendants are humbly requested for 31 posts of service in the megathread. should it be decided by the nobles & soverign to retain thine service, a worthy compensation will be rendered every additional 15 posts!
~Your Majesty, the Hexagonal Bear
I shall martial my best! Serfs, I command you to get onto it and post right now! https://hexbear.net/post/363455
Hey leave room for us C-listers who are favorite to like 5 people on the entire platform.
giving the lord(ess? is lord gender neutral) the grain rn
LANDLEECH is gender neutral KEEP your amber waves of grain and DO NOT SUBMIT to the UNJUST authority
I expect you to use your powers wisely, and for the benefit of all
do u need a spymaster? i can post my linkedin if u want
Do you have at least 3 years experience with interrogating revolting peasants?
saying they are revolting is kinda rude, you could just say you’re not attracted to them smh
