I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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    • ‘You can keep your old hardware, we won’t force you to upgrade.’
    • ‘Your old GPU, yes, even your R9 Fury, still has a home here, don’t worry, we won’t leave you out in the cold unlike our competition.’

    …Among other jabs at Windows in the spirit of the old Mac vs. PC ads, or to be more apt, in the spirit of Sega’s old ads picking on Nintendo in the '90s.

    Also…

    • ‘Linux does! What Windon’t.’