You need to shake it to make it glow

The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus

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LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!

Yours doesn’t?

pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.

I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️

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