• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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      As a Canadian, the moment tanks roll across the border I’m going feral. This is not the future we were promised in our youth. Sovereignty is non-negotiable.

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        I saw really interesting piece of commentary on this from a guy who studies US politics and military interventions. His point was really simple; the one big takeaway the whole world learned throughout the 2000’s and 2010’s was that you simply cannot effectively rule a population that does not want to be ruled. The US couldn’t do it in Iraq or Afghanistan, with all their firepower and technology and manpower. Even a tiny, tiny fraction of a population choosing resistance is enough to create an unending nightmare for an occupier.

        And the difference, the really big difference, was that those countries were an ocean away. A Canadian insurgency wouldn’t be US soldiers getting IED’d in Montreal; it would be bombings in the US capitol, in New York, in LA. Canadians look like Americans, dress like Americans, drive the same cars as as Americans, and talk enough like them that the average American would at best think they were from another state; and the two countries are joined by one of the world’s longest borders. There is literally nothing that could stop Canadian insurgents from travelling to every single city in the continental US and hitting people right in their homes. It would be “The Troubles” on steroids. And they’d be doing this in a country that gleefully allows people to buy firearms off ebay with no background check or ID.

        Imagine what things would have looked like if the Taliban could rock up to the home of any US senator in a pickup with a bunch of AR-15s. They simply do not have the domestic security apparatus to deal with something like that.

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        I’m with you buddy i will use the rest of my life making canada a useless wasteland before i let those fucktard take 1 inch of land

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          Why make Canada a wasteland when you can literally drive across one of the world’s longest borders in an American made pickup, wearing American clothes, with an American gun?

          A Canadian insurgency wouldn’t happen in Canada. It would happen in the US. We’re not talking about the Taliban setting roadside bombs in Falujah here; we’re talking about angry Canucks in GM pickups rolling up on Mitch McConnell’s house with AR-15s that they bought in a parking lot with US dollars and no ID. There are a hundred senators and five hundred and thirty-eight house representatives in the federal government alone. How many do you think would have to die before they started to seriously reconsider the entire notion? How long would they want things to continue when every public appearance is a death sentence?

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        Might I suggest buying a few cheap drones? If every Canadian had five cheap drones and access to special recipes any occupation would be costly and extremely expensive.

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          The only recipes I have are for muffins. I’m a terrible baker though, so that might still work.

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            Make the muffins using Styrofoam and gasoline.

            Stuff Styrofoam in a glass container. Fill up.

            When ready to bake Heat wick to 350°

            ^I love the smell of napalm muffins in the morning.^

    • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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      If I was single and childless I’d be more than tempted to go fight in Ukraine. That might be the most productive and objectively noble thing anyone could do right now to stop Putin and maybe, by extension, the US.