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Twakyr@feddit.org to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 4 天前

Made my special tuna noodles, do you think it will impress my date?

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Made my special tuna noodles, do you think it will impress my date?

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Twakyr@feddit.org to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca · 4 天前
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  • ImAN00B@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 天前

    who is the third foot?

    • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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      3 天前

      My date

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      3 天前

      Ghost

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    4 天前

    Everyone knows Gagh is best served live.

  • HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works
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    Uhh https://sh.itjust.works/post/46220452

    • Gorgritch_Umie_Killa@aussie.zone
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      Haha, wtf, this is an extreme coincidence or someones havin a laugh.

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        The latter.

        • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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          They did a pretty impressive job replicating the picture

          • JASN_DE@feddit.org
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            That’s not replicated, that’s two people taking a picture of the same pan.

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              My god, this plot runs deep

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    idk about the noodles, but the linux cli cheatsheet desk mat sure will

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah I kinda want that

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    That seems like a waste of perfectly good ingredients for some fake internet points.

    • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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      Nope, that was my meal. I ate it.

      • psychOdelic@discuss.tchncs.deBanned from community
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        Removed by mod

        • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
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          You think OP‘s date stuck around after seeing this? Bruv I’d Naruto run if a date served me this

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          True…

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    Tuna? Where? I see what vaguely resembles tomato sauce & ground beef. And corn.

    • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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      The beef is canned tuna

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    You Italians have some pretty fucked up candy corn. Which is already fucked up.

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      Those are Germans, and that’s just canned corn.

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        How did you know?

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          Cause y’all are the only people I know adding corned can and tuna to spaghetti and pizzas. It’s like you’re trying to do a hate crime to Italian food.

          • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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            I would’ve expected it to be more common. Maybe not necessarily canned corn but still.

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              I mean there’s a way to do this like some fresh sweet corn off the cobb, olive oil with garlic sautéed in it, some stanky cheese shavings, maybe some lemon to add some depth, along side a nice seared tuna steak, but this is not the way. This is some vestigial postwar German shit. Same vibes as old British food. The war’s over folks, treat yo self.

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            Look at this GastroGuessr over here!

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            I like your handle

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          The text on the can, I’m guessing.

          • JASN_DE@feddit.org
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            Not the text, the deposit sign. That’s specific to the German system. Also, the products in the other picture.

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          Bad Reichenhaller salt, Ostmann spices and especially the Lidl can with the German deposit sign.

          Bleibt ja nicht viel.

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            Das stimmt

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      As an Italian I’m pretty much sure I have never seen a pasta recipe other than “pasta fredda” with candy corn in it!

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      What’s the problem with the corn?

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    This is the first time I’ve ever thought that a bowl of noodles actually looked like worms. Very impressive.

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    And yet the Brits get all the shit for our cooking.

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      Considering you guys went ALL around the world in search of spices, then decided to NOT use them 🤪, yeah. only issue I see with this is the tuna.

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        Ha, this actually reminds me of my favourite food fact, Japanese curry is a British invention.

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    Damn, those are some long maccheroni.

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      Yes, they where very hard to find. But they are their favourite noodles :3

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    How would it impress your date? You only brought enough for one!

  • MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz
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    It does look impressively bad.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I bet you the date smells similar.

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Toodles*

  • pewpew
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    I’m sure it will ;)

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      It did :D

      • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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        It was impressively bad…

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Lies

        • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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          What would make you think that?

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            Because of the post that showed your “date” hating on your dish. They even had pictures of the pan with the sauce in the exact same spots and everything.

            I don’t know what you’re trying to do here but, yeah. Doesn’t seem like they liked it, if they existed at all.

            • Twakyr@feddit.orgOP
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              It’s called a joke… because it was the worst dish we ever cooked together…

              • Victor@lemmy.world
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                Well you sure wooshed a bunch of people. Maybe your so called joke wasn’t very clear.

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                  Maybe you are just not very intelligent

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