The more intelligent ya get, the more stupider ya want to be.
Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.
Rock stares back: huh?
Man that would be the life eh
You could say it
takesPuts sunglasses offRocks
I think you’re supposed to put them on
That’s what happens when you meme before tea.
I’m not sure you got it, but good effort
You know what? I’m leaving it.
Have you seen the state of the world lately?!?
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I mean, if my entire life was grazing through the bush I’d want a mild buzz on too
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I said mild buzz, that’s not gonna cut it for our reality unfortunately
Is it surprising though? Natural fruit doesn’t have the same shelf life as modern farmed fruit, so it’ll start fermenting in just a few days - add in alcohol having a lot of calories, and so the chimpanzees naturally won’t skip out on it either.
Monkeyshines
But are they paying their taxes on that alcohol?
Boozy Fruit
I was in a Jimmy Buffet cover band by that name
Honestly better than modern society.
I think I’d rather live for 20-30 fulfilling years than 50-70 of mostly slavery where I exchange 5/7ths of life overworking myself.
the thing is, there’s nothing stopping you from making that a reality
What wild land am i allowed to go live on?
Not only chimpances, there are also other animals which like to get drunk with fermented fruits, or high with certain toxines, like Lemures with toxic centipedes, giving a doble use with the toxine, using in their fur to protect against parasites, but after this also to lick it to get high.
So there’s evolutionary reasoning for the way I am?
Fuckin’ lightweights.
