• partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    39·
    6 个月前

    Take this to the next level. Adopt the classic “protection racket” business model. Offer a paid monthly subscription service to protect the homophobe from “being turned gay”.

      • partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        6 个月前

        That doesn’t come in the default protection service, no.

        You’d need to add the amphibian rider. Note, this would not include penguin coverage either. You’d need to add the avian rider for that. You’re in luck though, we’re offering a “buy one, get one half off” discount if you subscribe to both in addition to the base coverage.

        • vrek@programming.devEnglish
          3·
          6 个月前

          Look, don’t partial_accumen but I am going to buy the amphibian rider and a bunch of African tree frogs… In a few months I’ll be rich!!