BountifulEggnog [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-217 days agoOpenAI is offering a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, Bernie Madoff levels of returnhexbear.netimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1imageOpenAI is offering a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, Bernie Madoff levels of returnhexbear.netBountifulEggnog [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-217 days agomessage-square22linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-sweetens-private-equity-pitch-amid-enterprise-turf-war-with-anthropic-2026-03-23/
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·17 days agoThe fun part is guessing what they’ll do when they absolutely can’t deliver. Bankruptcy (snoozefest but funny) Keep the grift going via state funding (can kicked down the road 6 months) Bailout for finance but not “AI” (I mean, duh) Bailout for “AI”, too (clownworld)
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·17 days agoMy guess is Microsoft absorbs openai sooner or later.
minus-squareGaveUp [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·17 days agoYea Microsoft needs to keep OAI alive somehow or they lose cloud and government contracts to AWS with their Anthropic stake and Google
The fun part is guessing what they’ll do when they absolutely can’t deliver.
My guess is Microsoft absorbs openai sooner or later.
Yea Microsoft needs to keep OAI alive somehow or they lose cloud and government contracts to AWS with their Anthropic stake and Google