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OpenAI is offering a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, Bernie Madoff levels of return

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OpenAI is offering a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, Bernie Madoff levels of return

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https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-sweetens-private-equity-pitch-amid-enterprise-turf-war-with-anthropic-2026-03-23/

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