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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Imperial system slander

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Imperial system slander

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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    You’re displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      Don’t @ me, I just stole it. :(

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 个月前

        From the same video i watched earlier?

      • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Don’t steal trash! Are you a raccoon?

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s cause they want what they want.

      We get it. We know what we got over here.

    • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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      It’s showing more centimeters than inches

      • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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        Only because cm are smaller

        • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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          I don’t need excuses

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      thinly disguised blatant

    • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml
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      Taritino posting.

      Tarintino doing his thang

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    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

      😉

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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      oh yeah. I think I see the new shitpost meta emerging. I’ll be eagerly awaiting TherapyGary’s 3 page scientific write up on foot-philia as a product of the war on drugs

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No fetish shaming!

      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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        No fetish shaming!

        • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Why though? Why prosecute people for who they are? Just because you don’t like their ethnicity / gender / kink / fetish / sexual orientation doesn’t make you better than them. Shame on you mate. At least your name checks out.

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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            Found the foot licker.

            • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Just because I tell you to stop shaming people for their fetish doesn’t mean it’s my fetish. Grow up. Shaming people for who they are is what fascists do.

              • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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                Sorry, I cant understand you.

                Try taking the toes out of your mouth before talking.

                • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I’d rather have my toes in my mouth than my head up my ass.

        • Hisse@programming.dev
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          No fetish shaming!

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    More feet like this

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      I hope there was a bee involved in that picture.

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe, but probably McDonald’s

      • RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org
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        Maybe Arbee’s? Taco Beell? Starbeeucks?

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The American foot is 38% thicker than the British foot.

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        In Europe people wear Boss, Armani, Versace, etc. In the US they wear McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC.

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    So instead of “imperial” we start calling it “foot fetish”. Got it.

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      “Sexy” vs “Unsexy” measuring.

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        Hey just because you aren’t into feet doesn’t mean there aren’t people who might the imperial system sexy.

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    Americans, to the British: “I learned it by watching you, dad!”

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It probably worked because they had such a great empire and a kingdom wide standard. One of the biggest reasons why other countries got rid of these measurements was ambiguity and trade. At least every country had their own measurements, often differed by member states or even by city. (Although differences by city probably already were gone when metric came around)

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    Raven is responsible for the imperial system?

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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      She’s responsible for at least seven inches of it, by my current count.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      How many dicks in a yard?

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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        African, or European?

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          I don’t know that!

  • syaochan
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    I support using Maderaka as length unit

    Context (NSFW)

    Clip from Handyman Saitou in another world

  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldBanned
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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yoda would be into feet. He’s so short and down there all the time, sniffin and making those strange happy satisfied noises. Just look at him.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Maybe not so into human feet, though.

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    How about Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Austrilasia, and every country in North America except one?

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      So -

      Rest of the world: Metric

      USA: Imperial

      ?

      • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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        There are three countries that use the Imperial system: U.S.A., Liberia, and Myranmar.

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          You don’t usually think of those other two having their shit together.

          • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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            Which two?

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          Burma has been switching to metric though. It’s not there yet, especially with the civil war, but it’s on its way.

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    NSFW

  • homes@piefed.world
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    And you wonder why Quentin Tarantino is an American filmmaker…

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    I never had problems with feet, but i can’t wait until the current foot-craze subsides.
    It’s like with everything these days. someone makes a mildly interesting/funny/sexy/whatever thing and for unfathomable reasons 12% of humanity or 96% of humans on the internet latch on to it and make it the core of their worldview/humour/identity until the next thing pops up.

    STOP THE FEET

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Oil industry:
    deci-feet!

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