Bonus: 
Pretty sure everyone of these people suck
responding to all of these with “Hasan Piker” as a bit
Hasan Piker is the compromise candidate
Piker/that school shooting survivor who they drummed out because he was slightly to the left of someone with more power.
While I’m sure some of these candidates have the potential to unleash chaos and suffering on an objectively comparable scale to their counterparts across the aisle, the real question is: do any of them really possess the fire to excite the blood-thirst of today’s donors?
There is only one proven candidate who can beat a trump in the battle box
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Someone else
Anyone elseCareful now, that’s how you get Hillary again.
Yeah step away from the lathe damnit
Chelsea has the lathe now, anyway
Smh they forgot to include the one and only:
let harris lose again
Relatives have told me they want her to run again, and every time they mention it, I ask “Why, do you really want to watch her lose that badly?”
I’m actually pretty stoked about Someone Else coming back for another shot.
These people will fight fascism
List of people who enable and collaborate with fascism
These texts are relentless. And there is no way the stop2text bs works. Sometimes I just send profanity laden all caps messages in reply. Maybe a human reads them, maybe not. Either way, it’s cathartic.
I’ve taken to calling their mother names, or directly insulting the candidate. I’ve been unsubscribed from actblue, and a couple repub lists this way. ‘Stop’ doesn’t seem to work. Childish behavior and expletives seems to do it tho.
I’ve been getting a lot fewer texts since I told some of them that I’d donate $20 to the Trump campaign for each message I recieved
Yeah I got removed from an anti-choice maga list I somehow got on by replying their family is disgusted by them, they’re a disgrace to humanity, and this is why no one visits lol. Struck too close to home apparently.
this has been my default response to just about anything anymore… some day it is going to cause me trouble, but it is quite cathartic
It’s extremely cathartic. I’ll directly insult the candidate in question, or sometimes just tell them to have sex w a horse.
Horses do not deserve this
true. ive seen my mistakes.
Luigi Mangione
Hell yeah
So they are trying to position themselves as the “only acceptable way to fight Fascism” which in good controlled opposition fashion means they’ll just happily capitulate to it. Wild looking at how liberals enable fascism in real time. Really makes you feel like a part of history.
Punished Bernie 2028 write-in campaign
I’m writing in Mecha-Bernie in case he’s dead by then
Write in “Dark Money” and then we can impeach them once elected and finally get Dark Moneyout of politics
My vote is for Terd Ferguson.
I’m picking the only anti-anti-semitism candidate:
Adam friedland
