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What y’all did to Holtzman was pretty fucked up though, tbf
Soul of Stan Lee cannot be allowed to rest. Capital will find a way to resurrect it and force it to perform a blasphemous vaudeville act for all eternity.
Give it up for the incredible Stan Lee! Up next, we’ve got a performer who has been crushing it in this hellish afterlife… the soul of John Candy, everyone!
It’s a deserved punishment for how he screwed over Jack Kirby
Weekend at Stan Lee’s
Let’s be real though
He deserves it
God the very idea feels so disrespectful to people’s lives.
He was basically getting elder abused by vultures for the last decade or so of his life. Everyone surrounding him until his death was basically just trying to exploit him for their own profit.
So this comes as no surprise.
in the future estates will be called cinematic universes
When I die, my belongings will be sold in an IP sale
gather up all evidence i existed and catapult it into the sun. archaeologists are perverts and i WILL deny them
cant wait to see my first marvel movie where an ai stan lee pops in to give a coded message in support of israel
stan lee says 14 words in new Doop movie
Just hire me!
I do a great Stan Lee
Greetings, True Believers!
Excelsior!
But can you do this
If I have two energy drinks I can
And when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
if I were already rich enough to fund this venture and not bothered by the ethics and aesthetics of using peoples’ likenesses/the dead in this way I feel like there’d definitely be a market for those voice box electrolarynx things for smokers and people with laryngeal cancer/disease to make them sound like whatever celebrity
i mean if I had to talk out of a box i’d pay for the Keith David box
Remembering that the call of duty Keith David did a voice role in had you proudly defending a McDonald’s or something from the commie russians
It was a Burger Town™ I’ll have you know and it was the last bastion of western civilization™
That’s a Keith david fact i didn’t know i just am jealous of his voice
He’s got a great voice I just can’t get his voice shouting “Ramirez! Man the fryers!” out of my gourd
“oh shit, i forgot to pay my electric larynx subscription and I lost access to everything but Gilbert Gottfreid and Bobcat Goldthwait”
What a terrible night to have planned for cunnilingus!
Sounds like a huge W to me.
I guess i should now be thankful that i am a nobody and no one will bother desecrating my corpse.
*nobody will bother reporting the desecration of your corpse ;)
Oh right some parts remain stiff even in death :D
